Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Dear Woody

Back by popular demand the beloved Dear Woody column. Once again, the names have been changed to protect the guilty:


Dear Woody, 
Everyday I still check to see if you wrote a blog! I miss them!!! 
Love, Darren


Dear Darren,
Thank you for your kind thoughts.  But try reading a book or upgrading your cable to include HBO.  
As for the blog, I have taken the advice of many family members; If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

Love,
Woody